A classic simp who tries to hide that he is in fact the major simp. This is done by calling other people simp constantly creating an anti simp stance. Only smart people know how to spot a delusional simp.
Walle is calling Benne out for simping when he is innocent and Walle is in fact simping 24/7. Walle is being a delusional simper.
by Svennebanana February 16, 2021
Get the Delusional simper mug.by Anonymous March 21, 2003
Get the Simpering Pantywaist mug.When you are either up late at night and get the spooks (like I am at 1:39) or just get spooked out in the dark and get that morphed, scared adrenaline vibe. Slight background movement or change can terrify you and you begin to hear the slightest of sounds, you end up calming your self to sleep or wetting the bed.
Kai: Dude that movie last night was crazy, you saw that guys head come clean off?
Kyle: Yeah man, pretty rad. I thought you knew I had Adrenaline Scampers though, I was fretting all night.
Kyle: Yeah man, pretty rad. I thought you knew I had Adrenaline Scampers though, I was fretting all night.
by owen is a hecking honker April 17, 2020
Get the Adrenaline Scamper mug.1. A person who often skimps people out of bags of marijuana
2. A person who stuffs small and often shwaggy bowls or blunts
3. a word to describe something as "unfit"
2. A person who stuffs small and often shwaggy bowls or blunts
3. a word to describe something as "unfit"
1. Wow, Dustin only gave us 1.2 grams for a dime, what a skimper
2. Jeremy's bowl only went around a 3 person circle 1 time, it was a skimper
3. This party is skimper, nobody has match
2. Jeremy's bowl only went around a 3 person circle 1 time, it was a skimper
3. This party is skimper, nobody has match
by Joe Vangay August 19, 2009
Get the Skimper mug.Dawg, i just scampered away from this Betty McNasty, I can't belive I away from her huge gaping hagina!!!
by coby March 2, 2003
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Get the Slimper mug.A family name given to a man with a heart of gold. This name is used as the last name for someone who's a handyman, who loves the rush of a challenge, and who loves being with others. You might find Mr. Simpers constructing a squat rack out of nothing but wood, piecing together a potato cannon, or building a dog shed. Simpers will also partake in a large assortment of drinking; they have a tendency to enjoy fine whiskeys. He will enjoy the water; whether gazing over it, fishing while the sun rises, or rowing with his friends. Although extremely intelligent, Simpers will reject the idea of a "normalized education", advocating instead for a trade school or military service. He will be your best friend for life, and will always be there for you.
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