schmitty werbenmenjensen

He is #1 and has an amazing hat that makes mr krabs wet

That's schmitty Werbenmenjensen's hat he was #1

by Purple pineapple November 13, 2013

schwifty bulldops

Oohhh yeaahh,
You gotta get Schwifty in here.

Get me Schwifty Bulldops, you gotta get him in here if we want a chance to live ok. Just do it, sheez!

by AlHessa January 20, 2020

Schweitty

The Goat Of Being Tall

Yo my nigga schweitty how cant you dink and yous 6'3

by HOF Sussy February 12, 2021

Schwifty

The greatest song in the entire universe written and performed by a genius asshole grandfather and his idiotic puberty struck grandkid. It saved our planet from destruction, while Obama just made everything about politics.

“Wait, you want us to randomly have Rick and Morty sing for their lives?..uhh….how does Schwifty sound?” - the producer of Rick and Morty
“…Holy shit, you’re a fucking genius!” - whichever fucking studio owns Rick and Morty

by Sandowji276 March 2, 2022

schritty

adjective

causes minor-to-moderate inconvenience

1)
- dude, my roommates keep leaving the toilet paper roll empty without refilling it.

- sorry bro, that’s shritty.

2)

the man was annoyed by the schritty situation

by Baagley October 20, 2023

schwetty

a state of being very hot and sticky; being schwetty.

Johnny's quivering nifkin was so schwetty when he finished stroking his salami after watching filthy girls part 5.

by yea kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid July 2, 2003

shwitty

An unfortunate attempt on behalf of an individual to say something clever.

Erin only speaks when she's trying to sound intelligent and humorous. Too bad everything she says is just shwitty.

by katie: thou art awesome February 3, 2007