Schmeegled

To get really intoxicated and harrass everyone in your path, wake up the next morning with a bad feeling of anixety and being apologetic.

Man you were Schmeegled last night man, you came over and told my mom to fuck off, then slammed 4 more beers and spit in lapo's (family dog) face man, then left.

by murdevil November 28, 2004

Schwaggle

Schwag (the cool offers you get delivered to your email inbox) + Haggle (what we do to get you the best price) = SCHWAGGLE

I went online and bought an awesome athletic gear from Schwaggle.active.com

by joujou93 March 23, 2011

schnurgle

To take and use something with the owners consent, but acting sneakily.

Can I schnurgle some coke? - Having already taken the can and started to drink.

by Bob November 16, 2004

Schwegle

To falsely assure the transfer of goods; base your life off of unkept promises; Indian giver

He told me I’d get all that awesome new equipment but then I realized he Schwegled me.

I’m gonna make these guys my friends by saying I can get them the hook up, but don’t worry Max I’m gonna schwegle them.

by Drone Defender December 12, 2017

Schmergle

A word you use to describe something when you can’t remember the right word.

Put the schmergle in the burgle.

by TheBoneOfMalone July 5, 2022

schmeglemelch

a evil monster killer vagina with razor teeth to chop off your dick... the owner is normall a fat zitty turb monster... never approach a schmeglemelch or do anything sexual by or to it.... you will get ate by its mighty razor blades

holy shit ashton got his dick cut off by that crazy ass schmeglemelch when he touched it

by crazydickeatingvagina O_o December 22, 2009

schmorgle

To massively cuddle or tackle an animal. To hug the hate or sadness out of them.

I have been away from home for a week, I'm going to schmorgle my cat so hard.

by What are you doing in Canada? May 23, 2017