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Schweizer Bakery

The Schweizer Bakery is similar to a dutch oven. It is the act of farting in a car and then immediately stepping out and closing the door, trapping the other occupants of the vehicle in with your ass gas. This is most effective when you're stopping somewhere briefly, i.e. a store, to run in briefly while others are inclined to wait in the car.
Dave pulled into the quicky mark to buy a slurpee. His girlfriend said she would wait in the car--and he totally trapped her in the Schweizer Bakery!
by tacotuesdays3 March 27, 2009
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bloody scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly, this shital is crazy!
by skittlepatle November 8, 2022
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Alex Schweikert

The type of guy who dates a girl for money and then breaks up with her right away
"Wow, he dated that blonde for $5. He is such an Alex Schweikert!"
by xcocdcod February 25, 2020
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German Scheizer Porn

Pornographic films that include erotic defecation by two or more Germans. The most common of these films is known infamously as "2 Girls 1 Cup."
Boy 1 - "Ewwwwww, is that one being crapped on?"
Boy 2 - "Ya, this is some ****ing German Scheizer Porn. It's

****ing hot though, right?"
Boy 1 - "No dude! What the **** is wrong with you, yo?"
by TehBestOfTehInternetz July 20, 2009
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schnitzer

Deliberate defilement of one's meal at a restaurant after complaining to the waiter.
Julie complained about the fettuccine Alfredo and got a schnitzer plate instead.
by Leodog August 19, 2013
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scheiterlein

the epitome of awesome.

if you looked up awesome in the dictionary know what you'd find? The definition of the word awesome, which scheiterlein is.
Whoa, that ferrari is scheiterlein!

That was such a scheiterlein touchdown pass!

I won the lotto? SCHEITERLEIN!
by yourexcellence June 24, 2010
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Meine Schwester

Meine Schwester: My sister in german.
Meine Schwester is a fucking bitch!
by Johnnieboi January 20, 2009
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