Schreiber High School

A school in Port Washington full of drugs and chewing tobacco.

"Dude I'm taking my SAT at Schreiber High School, hope I don't get a contact high."

by Mr. Pernick March 1, 2014

max schneider

Hot dude

Did u see the shot of shirtless max Schneider it's so hott!

by Max is awesome February 11, 2014

Schlecker

Stealing a girl at a party/gathering that some one else called dibs on.

John totally pulled a Schlecker on me at the party last night.

by D U February 3, 2010

Rob Schneider

The greatest comedian/actor of all time. He can play such characters as, an animal, a girl, a stapler, a carrot, durp de durp, and a gigolo....twice.

Rob Schneider is a stapler.

by lasdjflasdjflasdjkf May 30, 2006

Barking Schneider

A man who has hit puberty early and has hair covering his whole body. Barking schneiders are usually found picking their gooches and howling at the night sky. They can also be seen frolicking with the noble kinceis. Rumors say the barking schneiders shlong is four times larger than its middle finger.

The barking schneiders closest non extinct relative is the saber tooth squirrel.

by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 3, 2013

Jacob schneider's Disease

Jacob schneider's Disease is the inability to be able to not use emojis. if you have it, you may experience the over excessive need to use emojis in every single setence you type. 😂😂😂😂

"Bro why do you use so many damn emojis?"

"Sorry dude, I have Jacob schneider's Disease😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"

by mattttyj July 27, 2014

Schneider Man

Schneider Man refers to the mystical super-hero who is half crocodile, half monkey. He has awesomeness powers (hit the link) and is capable of failing at almost anything. He has an evil concubine called "The Shadow".

His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid

Victim: Help me! I need a super hero!
Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man

by Suitcase Lady March 11, 2008