schwastey

Another form of the word schwasted, though it is a much more effeminate term for getting drunk. Those that use it are also apt to use the words crunk, shit-show, and dandy when referring to excessive alcohol use.

Let's throw a dance party and get schwastey tonight.

by Foreskin May 28, 2007

shwasty

adj. to be drunk, i.e. shitted, wasted and toasty.

Dude, Adam fell in the fire last night. Yah, he was shwasty.

by MooneyK June 2, 2009

Patrick Schwasted

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

by Justin Barowski May 1, 2006

Schwastypants

When someone is "super" wasted.

Micheal is totally schwastypants.

by Sheriff Law June 30, 2012

schwasted

being so waster that you slur the word wasted thus becoming schwasted

bro #1: dude last night i was so schwasted i hooked up with the fugliest chick at the party

bro #2: BUMMER BRO!!!

by Nelsweezey May 14, 2008

schwasted

The state of being drunk and high.

Dude, let's chief I wanna get schwasted

by the leahood gangstas September 30, 2006

schwasted

The white boy form of getting drunk.

"Me and my niggas are gettin drunk tonight"

"Well me and my crackas are gettin schwasted

by flakaveli December 11, 2010