schwanktastic

as good as a schwank. awesome, fantastic

"that dog is so schwanktastic"

by the schwankiest schwanker August 22, 2004

schwankie

A man that will do anything to get out of work. He'll show up after you set everything up and be all "oh everything is all done? swaggggg" and leave.

schwankie is so swag.

by swaggerthanthem October 28, 2011

Shwanky

One that has shwank

Kieffer got the shwanky head game.

by anonymous April 27, 2021

Schwonky

Slightly more intoxicated/inibriated than being wonky/tipsy. Especially if someone is in a funky mood when smoking a jazz cigarettes after beers.

Man those three beers and that jazz cabbage be making me schwonky.

by lowkeytomi November 29, 2022

schwank

a sexual act combining defication with masturbation

"i'm off to the loo for a schwank.... shan't be long"

by jeff wode May 8, 2004

Schwank

To schmooze with a bunch of wankers (popular term in Australia for people who are tossers, big-noters etc.) - hence "sch-wank". So you use the word to explain that you have to spend time sucking up to people you don't particularly like or rate highly, usually for business purposes.

"I spent last night schwanking at the Annual Marketing Awards."

by Nicko Longabaugh May 28, 2009

Schwanke

In some languages means Penis. And also is a dirty magazine in Germany.

Did you see the new Schwanke magazine?

by Kansasgirl January 21, 2009