schweezle

Upon getting your dick sucked by a man or a woman, you press down on his or her's head causing him or her to vomit all over your cock.

While blowing my dad off, he was so excited he shoved my head so hard on his cock causing me to throw up my mom's homemade meat loaf. the best schweezle i have ever given.

by small dick rick November 6, 2007

Schweezing

To snort cocaine or other substances through ones boner, sometimes refers to food.

Matt's party's were alway's lit, he had a schweezing room with mountains of cocaine like scarface.

To fully experience the pallet one must schweeze their food from time to time.

by GurrenAiden July 30, 2016

schleeze

A drunk, intoxicated waste of humanity.

My father is a schleeze, let us disown him.

by schleeeeeeeze October 14, 2017

Schneezer

Adjective - When a moment in time is intolerably stupid moment. Also known as a hyper bruh moment

Verb - To morb as such high speeds it skips stages

Adjective - How did you not realize it said HDMI out on the dock? you're so schneezer

Verb - You're making me schneezer

by ShinyKinlex July 30, 2022

Scheezewacker

Vagina, or the vagina opening

Dude, last night, I was fuckin her scheezewacker goooooood.

by Alex Levin November 26, 2003

Schmeez

Schmeezing is when you "schmeez out"

Vro did you mf C that zook schmeezin out on the triple? Yeah, hes on schmeez duty fr fr.

by Yurd.me September 17, 2019

Schneezing

The instinctive act to supress all bad and shmigooglize it to all that is good. This is not always true when the recipient of the schneezing is red or of the R.E.D religion. If your name begins with J you should probably check your schneezing for gingevitis. Only the gods and direct decendents of King Schneezofat III can reverse the effects of schneezing (ex. DR. SCHNEEZING, NURSE SCHNEEZING). Many mistake schneezing for the word schneezingtown, which is the place where the gods of schneezing rest and deschneezingate.

I'd watch your schneezing, if I were you.

by CLINTCLYMER February 7, 2010