Chloe Schroeder

Chloe Schroeder is the most amazing person that you will ever meet. If she tells you her secrets you know that you are something special. She is the sweetest and nicest girl that guy could ever imagine. On the days that you are down she is the one person that will make you feel better. If you are lonely you can think of her and suddenly you are not as lonely. She is the best girlfriend a man could ever wish for, sweet, caring, and always knows exactly what u want. If a man had a girlfriend like Chloe Schroeder they would be the luckiest person in the world. She is always willing to do anything. She is a risk taker, and a caretaker. She uses her mind in the best way possible. She is a very brilliant women with many talents. She is very athletic and caring. She creates a love that can only be expressed by feelings, it is so strong it is hard to put into words. She is the reason why some people can sleep peacefully at night and get up in the morning. She has a great personality and the most beautiful smile that you have ever seen. Her face is irresistible and hard not to look at. Chloe Schroeder is the type of person that will comfort you when you are going through a hard situation. She is always by your side, extremely forgiving and will never hold a grudge. She can keep a secret, you could trust your life on her and never have a worry that she will tell anyone. Overall Chloe Schroeder is the brightest best and most beautiful person that I have ever see.

Guy 1: Chloe Schroeder is so hot
Nick Nelson: she is so nice, cute, kind, loving, and beautiful

by NickNelly28 May 3, 2021

schroedinger's date

when an interaction with someone is both a date and not a date, due to one party not clearly defining it as such beforehand

man: this is one of the nicest dates I've been on in a long time
woman: oh, um, is this a date?
man: I mean, I thought it was
woman: I thought we were just friends catching up
man: well, I called you last night to confirm we were still meeting up, which I only do for dates
woman: well, you didn't actually say it was a date

friend: yeah, it was a schroedinger's date. sorry, man.

by whirlpool4 June 30, 2016

CHLOE SCHROEDER

Chloe is a naturally really funny girl but adding her last name schroeder makes it even better she most likely is gorgeous. She is usually on of the bros also has a lot of guys in her dms but she already found the love of her life and will keep him forever.

Chloe Schroeder is fucking hilarious and her boyfriend is pretty cute too

by thatblahbitch May 18, 2020

Madison Schroeder

Noun: A true diva. A girl who knows who she is and doesn't care what others think of her. She is kind, funny, and beautiful girl. She has a closet that all girls should envy. Stick around her and you'll have a fun time no matter what.

Verb: the act of being a complete bad-ass.

Yeah, she's a definite Madison Schroeder

by Madisonismybff April 29, 2011

Schroedinger's Bitch

A girl and love-interest that leaves you clueless about your situation together, thus forcing you to state your opinion on it.

YourMainDude: Hey, there's Jessica.
You: Yeah, I've seen her.
YourMainDude: Man, what's your situation with her by the way? You two tight?
You: Dude, she's totally Schroedinger's Bitch.
YourMainDude: Aww man, that's tough.

by GregManson June 29, 2015

Schroered

A term spread around in KU Army ROTC. Synonym to Blue Falcon, it originated with a cadet that had a Napoleon complex. Commonly used when a cadet tries to act like a Drill sergeant and chews you out for no apparent reason. Can also be used when describing a buddy fucker. The use of excessive dip commonly precedes this ass chewing

Cadet-"I don't want to see any more socks with labels on them while in PTs. To be honest it really pisses me the fuck off!"

"You fucking pull the bolt back and ride that fucker home"
"Why the fuck are you not volunteering cadet? PUT THE FUCKING PAPERS OVER THERE WITH THE REST OF THEM"
Us-"oh shit, you just got Schroered "
"Did you see the cadet that had to do extra parking duty because he got voluntold?"
"Yeah he got Schroered"

by Saltysoldier October 18, 2017

Schroedinger's situation

When you are so broke that you incur penalties causing you to become more broke, thus incurring more penalties.

You are in Schroedinger's situation when you don't have the money to fix a broken taillight, so the cops give you a ticket. You pay the ticket, thereby incurring an overdraft charge. And so on.

by harmless_drudge May 9, 2011