schneidering

To receive very enthusiastic oral sex by a bearded little man.

I met a guy yesterday and his schneidering was incredible.

by Moomops August 27, 2022

Lauren Schweikert

A person living in Arizona who has been known to have powers such as witchcraft and telekinesis.

I felt weird being around Lauren Schweikert. I think she may have put some weird spell on me.

by neccmoore1 January 23, 2020

Schreiber High School

A school in Port Washington full of drugs and chewing tobacco.

"Dude I'm taking my SAT at Schreiber High School, hope I don't get a contact high."

by Mr. Pernick March 1, 2014

max schneider

Hot dude

Did u see the shot of shirtless max Schneider it's so hott!

by Max is awesome February 11, 2014

Rob Schneider

The greatest comedian/actor of all time. He can play such characters as, an animal, a girl, a stapler, a carrot, durp de durp, and a gigolo....twice.

Rob Schneider is a stapler.

by lasdjflasdjflasdjkf May 30, 2006

Barking Schneider

A man who has hit puberty early and has hair covering his whole body. Barking schneiders are usually found picking their gooches and howling at the night sky. They can also be seen frolicking with the noble kinceis. Rumors say the barking schneiders shlong is four times larger than its middle finger.

The barking schneiders closest non extinct relative is the saber tooth squirrel.

by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 3, 2013

Jacob schneider's Disease

Jacob schneider's Disease is the inability to be able to not use emojis. if you have it, you may experience the over excessive need to use emojis in every single setence you type. 😂😂😂😂

"Bro why do you use so many damn emojis?"

"Sorry dude, I have Jacob schneider's Disease😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"

by mattttyj July 27, 2014