T Schelled

The act of anally fucking your friends sister and then bragging about it.

Shut the fuck up, I T Schelled your sister last night.

by Dingo05 January 8, 2022

Schpeeve Monkey

A man who has so much back hair that he appears to be the missing link between apes and human beings. This is often times most noticed at the beach and in public pools and also in the north eastern part of our nation due to the cold weather. Schpeeve monkeys are also generally overweight and at least middle aged.

"Is that a bear that fell into the pool?"
"No, it's just a schpeeve monkey."

by G-Rider September 23, 2008

schmekeled

A state of inebriation reached when alcohol consumption is steadily and carefully maintained at extremely high levels over extended periods of time, usually not less than 12 hours.

I am so schmekeled right now!

by Mardock June 6, 2011

schpeel

1. To speak quickly with much energy.
2. Interesting information.

1. She had an ability to schpeel that was unparalleled in most social circles.
2. He gave his friends the schpeel about his disturbing experience.

by Schpeeler May 13, 2003

schpeeler

One who schpeels.

see schpeel
see schpeeler
see schpeeling

1. She spoke very quickly and with much energy, just as any accomplished schpeeler should.

2. He told his story just like a schpeeler, never leaving out any interesting details.

by Schpeeler May 28, 2003

schpeel

1. To speak quickly with much energy.
2. Interesting information.

see schpeeler
see schpeeling
see schpeeled

1. She had an ability to schpeel that was unparalleled in most social circles.
2. He gave his friends the schpeel about his disturbing experience.

by Schpeeler May 28, 2003

schpeel

Like speech, or thingy.

Alright, give me the schpeel.
I read the entire schpeel.

by Devin May 13, 2005