1) Long, Yellow Vehicle that is overcrowded, smelly, and Filled with drunk ass kids who will most likely blow up the damn thing while having parkour contests on the seats and yelling "DICK!" or "(Inset Name Here) is gay!" as they are transported to school.
3) Vehicle that contains these people:
The Fortniters: Usually 3 or 4 sixth graders that play
Fortnite with volume on full blast. Fun to Watch. Favorite phrase seems to be "ur Trash!"
The Idiots: Majority of population, they do anything and everything dumb. DO NOT INTERACT!
The
Teacher's Pet: that one
kid who sits in the front, studies, and is probably hiding a machete in their
bag. Either a friendly acquaintance or your worst enemy.
The
Chill One: Usually only one
kid who you talk to and is the only reason you havent already committed suicide. STICK WITH THEM, THEY ARE YOUR ONLY
HOPE.
The Gossip Girls: Girls that always are talking about social media, their nails, and their hair. Usually the ones that initiate conversation with you and tell everyone who you like.
The Hot Chick: i know this one can only be recognised by
straight males or
lesbian females, but she is the one that is so amazing that she can turn a shit day into the best moment of your life. she is the one reason you are alive. There are some cons though, she's rarely on and your dumb friends already know you like her. Probably not in any of your classes either.
Teacher "describe your
bus"
Kid "oh, my school bus? Ok. It's long, yellow, crowded, and filled with morons."
