schnuffle waufel

1. A faux German teddy bear.

2. A sexual position involving a bear and a waffle.

3. A bear hug that involves scrotal nudging and tipping.

4. A big hairy penis that looks like a bear's head.

"Hey baby, did you get that thing I wanted?"
"Oh, the Schnuffle Waufel?"
"It's cute and snug and fits just right!"

by stankyfangers96 June 1, 2021

schnizzle

The ultimate in anything! Better then "da bomb" its "da schnizzle"

"that girl is the schnizzle!" "this place is the schnizzle!"

by D_daddy_M October 29, 2003

schmazzle

The art of stealing lawn gnomes

Miles: We went on a schmazzle raid last night at 3 am!
Marissa: Why didn't you invite me!!
Stephanie: You're too slow to catch the gnomes.

aka. people on acid out on the town.

by MilesIsInsane December 10, 2006

schmutzle

1. slang for cum, jizz, skeet, man juice, boob lube, etc. especially that from a jewish male.

2. slang for fellatio, head, face, bj etc.

1. Dude, look at Jared's pants, he's got schmutzle all over them. Must be hanging out with Aaron again. Damn.

2. Dude last night Mr. Sudiki gave schmutzle to emerson and he liked it!

by wewillrockyou December 9, 2008

fooger schnozzles

A term of frustration or indearment depending on the context

Mary: The market is down today.

Chris: o fooger schnozzles :-(

Mary: I got an A on my test!

Chris: your a fooger schnozzles!! :-)

by yankeefan8326 April 29, 2008

Schmizzled

(adv/adj/n) A state of being in which one is all but sober. A spiritual blend of intoxication and levitation.

- Often results in one arriving in a temporary vegetable like state in which they watch trading spaces for hours on end.

Bro, Jake hit that k2 and was fucking SCHMIZZLED.

by Puberodaumous February 14, 2010

schnizzlemavisual

a term of disapproval a copywriter gives to his artdirector when he just wants the layout done his way.

Cum on biatch, nobody want that ugly flowery thang
growing in this layout. Schnizzlemavisual, or else!

by Weltregierung May 3, 2007