Schoolitis

The strong, mysterious feeling of anxiety while attending school. You can't quite put your finger on it, but it ALWAYS comes around when you're at school, and is replaced with extreme boredom when summer break comes around... it's school's way of saying, "Ha! You're fucked now!"

"Ugh... why do I feel so sick? Must have a terrible case of schoolitis."

by Schoolitis Victim October 7, 2009

Schnoot

A dog. Specifically a naughty dog. Often used in an adoring manner.

Person one: Penny's sleeping in a pile of naughty!
Person two: Aww, she's such a schnoot.

by jdweiss January 4, 2009

schvoogie buzzer

a device installed in retail outlets that warns the employees that niggers have just entered the building and the threat of shoplifting is iminent.

if you hear the schvoogie button 1x it means 1 nigger.2xs 2 niggers, 3 times...
call the police.

by glenn1907 January 31, 2005

shnoogie

A loving term used to describe one's cute, sweet, and beautiful girlfriend. A shnoogie is also any other noun known to man that one wants it to be.

"Five shnoogies for me...one shnoogie for you."
or
"I love my little shnoogie!"

by knownasjk December 20, 2008

shnoogieville

A derogatory term for a slummy African-American ghetto. Probably dates from the early 20th century or before.

"I don't want to stop the car, because we're deep in the heart of shnoogieville."

by KubaKostelnik October 16, 2007

Schnoobies

noun: great looking packages under a tight top.

Man can not live on bread alone, he needs peanut butter & schnoobies.

by Poohzie May 27, 2009

schmoogie buzzer

An electrical warning device used by store security to warn floor workers that a potential shoplifter has entered the store.

"Hey Cliff, Hear that buzzer? That's the Schmoogie Buzzer. A Brother must have come in the store. If his hands go up hit the floor. Bullet's will soon be flying."

by Freddie Green February 22, 2017