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Schnoodle 

An uncircumcised penis with extra long foreskin.
Paul, put your damn schnoddle away, it smells lake gay dumpster sex in here!

Last time I went fishing with Paul we weren't having any luck. He pulled out his schnoodle and used it like a casting net and caught a monster trout.

This is the last time I agree to putting that schnoodle in my my mouth, Paul. I lost consciousness after choking on all the loose skin.
Schnoodle by anonymous December 21, 2022

schnoodle diving 

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash
brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
schnoodle diving by tinwillie June 22, 2011

schnoodle-schnoff

Term of endearment, usually said in the wee hours of the morn, between two best friends. Undeniably adorable.
I love you. You are my little schnoodle-schnoff!
schnoodle-schnoff by Peanut&Raisin December 27, 2010

Schnoodle Noodle 

That gap toothed bitch guzzled my schnoodle noodle. ja ja.
Schnoodle Noodle by Will.C....... November 7, 2007

Schnoodle Zoom 

When a dog of the Schnoodle breed gets extremely excited and therefore has the uncontrollable urge to run as fast as it can throughout a given space until exhaustion.
Your dog Abbe is getting so excited! I bet she is going to do the Schnoodle Zoom.
Schnoodle Zoom by MPH1989 August 15, 2010