schnoodle

N: a dog breed cross between a schnauzer and a poodle

Jimmy's new puppy is a schnoodle.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Schnoodle

An uncircumcised penis with extra long foreskin.

Paul, put your damn schnoddle away, it smells lake gay dumpster sex in here!

Last time I went fishing with Paul we weren't having any luck. He pulled out his schnoodle and used it like a casting net and caught a monster trout.

This is the last time I agree to putting that schnoodle in my my mouth, Paul. I lost consciousness after choking on all the loose skin.

by anonymous December 21, 2022

Schnoodle

To laugh; laughing.

I schnoodled aloud after that hilarious joke.

by Purple-man-who-steals-your-kid May 2, 2024

schnoodle diving

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash

brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.

by tinwillie June 22, 2011

schnoodle-schnoff

Term of endearment, usually said in the wee hours of the morn, between two best friends. Undeniably adorable.

I love you. You are my little schnoodle-schnoff!

by Peanut&Raisin December 27, 2010

Schnoodle Noodle

German for dick snot.

That gap toothed bitch guzzled my schnoodle noodle. ja ja.

by Will.C....... November 7, 2007

Schnoodle Zoom

When a dog of the Schnoodle breed gets extremely excited and therefore has the uncontrollable urge to run as fast as it can throughout a given space until exhaustion.

Your dog Abbe is getting so excited! I bet she is going to do the Schnoodle Zoom.

by MPH1989 August 15, 2010