Scherp

1. The holiness that is the Scherp, that is, the Scherpness.
2. The group of people who come from the tribe of Steven M. Scherp and call themselves Scherp through all their travels around the world.
3. A useful replacement for any normal useful swareword. eg, "f**k" or "s**t."
4. A replacement for the word "sharp" when talking about knives and in relation to Scherp members.
5. Refer to the WorScherp Service bulletin from Easter Sunday for further defition, specifically the "apostles' creed."

1. "Holy Scherp!"

2. "You mother-'sherp'er!"

3. "Scherp-alicious definition Silver Wings go loco!"

4. "I believe in Hap, the Father Almighty,
the Creator of heaven and earth,
and in Steven M Scherp, His only Son, our Scherp..."

by Scherpalicious April 26, 2007

shnerple

The only word that rhymes with purple

Jordan eva:hey lets play that rhyming game
lawrence mikail:OK, purple
J:shnerple
There you go!

by Jordan eva May 15, 2005

schwerp

To wear two different shoes at the same time.

I schwerp by wearing one Adidas on my left foot and one Nike on the right foot.

by The Schwerper February 25, 2008

schnerk

The process of performing a sexual act that is executed by a man standing above a woman who places his testicles between her breasts. While she squeezes them together, locking them in place, the man then spins around, twisting his balls like a rope. The act then finishes with the women releasing her grip, spinning the testicles around until they return to their natural formation.

I can't wait to schnerk those huge tees.
That was a great schnerk session.
Robert schnerked Dr. CL and lost his scholarship

by oohmmamma November 17, 2009

shnerples

takes place of all offencive words

go get a shnerples up ya

shnerples off

by splah June 16, 2003

schzerp

when a girl drops so low, her pussy touches the flo'

make that ass drop like schzerp, schzerp

by king of the pussy May 3, 2008

schneriously

that which is seriously to the extreme.

that new lamp is schneriously jawesome.

by craig m September 21, 2005