German artist known for expired Polaroid photographs that have a dreamy look with chemical mutations. Embracing a wabi sabi concept.
by Stefanie Schneider March 26, 2017
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The greatest Jewish comedian alive? Uh, quite possibly! Not... Uh derp!
"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now, Rob Schneider is -- A STAPLER! And he's about to find out -- that being a stapler -- is harder than it looks! Rob Schneider is -- THE STAPLER! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is -- he's about to become -- A CARROT! It's 24-carrot comedy! Rob Schneider is -- A CARROT! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider, derp dee derp! Derp dee derpittee derpee derp! Until one day, a derpa derpa durba derp! Derp dee derp, -- da teetley tum! From the creators of -- DER -- and -- TUM TA TITTALY TUM TERPA DERP, Rob Schneider is -- DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB. Rated PG-13."
by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 30, 2005
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An absolute sex-beast drummer who is a member of the German band Rammstein.
Oh yes, Christoph Schneider that sexy motherfucker in the German band Rammstein
by Christoph_doom_schneider_ November 9, 2019
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Starred in movies such as "Der" and "Tum-Ta-Tittly Tum-Ta-Too", most recently starring in "Da Derp De Derp De Tittly Derp De Der De Dum"
Rob Schneider WAS an animal, then, he was a hot chick, now, he's a stapler!
by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006
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a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:

- a woman

- an animal

- a carrot

- a stapler

- kenny
I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider

my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay
by dr. janus July 2, 2011
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boss a$$ b*tch who knows what's what

a.k.a. queen of jeopardy! who gets that money and makes bigoted fools quake in their wittle boots
person A: hey wanna grab dinner at that new ethiopian restaurant tonight at 7?

person B: you know what I'm sorry I've already got plans for that time

person A: no worries, maybe another time. see ya later

person B: *internally* in this house we support amy schneider
by epicharcboard January 28, 2022
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The Biggest Douche in the Universe!! He has a fetish for little girls feet and has a bad temper. He is notorious for Amanda Bynes's mental struggles.
Me and my friend watching Head of The Class on Hulu
Me: Who's the Twinkie eating moron on the computer
My friend: That's Dennis Blunden, He's playing by Dan Schneider
Me: As in The Dan Schneider who is the biggest douche in the universe who gets turned on by Girl's feet and is a total dickhead to his young cast members
Friend: Bingo.
by LordWeathermort January 21, 2023
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