schmogerty

Has the qualities of being a great, fun dance-rock song.

"This song is just not schmogerty enough for my tastes."

by DudeWhoLikesTodd October 23, 2011

schmatter

yiddish for clothes especially clothing manufacturing industry eg east end

eg a life in schmatters....clothing manufacture...eg Galliano's career in schmatters ended in tatters

by Timothyjwilliams March 23, 2011

Schlorter

1. A person with a small penis.
2. A man with a shlort (a small penis).
3. A person who behaves in a disorderly way/who exaggerates and boasts of the size of their genitals.

"Jordan came up to me yesterday with an extra large condom." "Wow, but isn't he a schlorter?"

by LeSquidface October 11, 2016

Schlooter

(n) A person, who although has everything anyone could want in life, is for some unknown reason, still kind of a prick.

My boss tried to avoid paying me for that job I did. What a F*ing schlooter.

by Wildrover October 1, 2011

Schooter

Short for school shooter

Yo did u see that schooter last week? She fucked up real bad. Fuckin bitch killed dozens of little kids

by Mooseking69 October 6, 2019

Schmasterbation

The act of helping an elderly person across the street.

"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."

"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."

"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."

by CE Time Wasters November 3, 2011

Schminternet

The original name for the internet made by the creator and was found to be hard to spell so it was named the internet.

Hey can you look up Mr. Moore and Betty Lou on the schminternet.

by localnatives September 17, 2018