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schmoogle

to finagle your way into something.
I will try to schmoogle my way into that party.
by malaylay March 15, 2009
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The Schmorgusboard Argument

When a woman, over time keeps inside a large amount of small things/events that her partner does that make her angry. One day ultimately climaxed by one single thing/event where the woman unloads all her anger and everything she has saved up, upon her partner thus throwing a schmorgusboard of arguments at them.
*NOTE: This argument is undefendable. When recognized, is usually supressed by the phrase, Yes dear!
Your wife/girlfriend hates the way you drive to far to on side of the road and hate how you leave the toilet seat up and how you will not wash silverware. she holds those pet peeves in until on day you go out with your friends and saty out an hour past the time you said you would be home. when you walk in the door, she unleash a vortex of anger, in the form of The Schmorgusboard Argument by which she gets mad at you for not only staying out bt also they everything else that has been making angry.
by Lyncoln March 21, 2009
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Schmungus

a slang word originating from Utah, schmungus is a sort of catch-all term for anything unusual.
"That boy's a schmungus, I tell ya."

"Darrel said he wanna find himself a wife instead of a poontang, to me that's just schmungus."
by ANTLAP_006 March 3, 2023
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schmooglie

An Israeli person the is strongly associated with Israeli culture, customs, rituals and appearance.
will be usually try to express openly his origin using loud voice, boastful behavior and middle eastern characteristic.
He is such a Schmooglie with his sandals and socks
by schmoogel January 9, 2010
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schmoogler

My brother-in-law as defined by my little sister when she's pissed off at him.....
J.P. is a nasty schmoogler
by expat1 August 22, 2011
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SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS

BIG GRIZZLY DONG BEAR THAT ATE YOU'RE NANNA
by TurdSuckerStruan December 14, 2020
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schmungussy

A schmungussy is a glooplier substance with high viscosity, funk and dexterity. If you eat it with a side of gloopin'schloop and black pudding it will give you a tightly feeling inside your rumpadumbdiddlybump. Enjoy this information at your own risk. Pleasure awaits you!
Do not make a fussy
When in comes the schmungussy
Such a delightful sight to see
It will fill you from head to toe with glee
Sit at the table, take a fork
No need to eat the pork
Because the side of schmungussy is on the rack
Eat it now, and don't look back
by I loooooove schmungussy March 7, 2023
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