schmogging

The act of making a strong and lasting impression at a post lunch business meeting by projecting schmog all over the meeting room walls.

The only way Steve could see getting out of this 3:00PM process meeting and potentially this dead end job, was to conclude his opening remarks at the meeting with a good schmogging.

by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011

Schmidt Loks

Da type a nigga that's chill with anyone. Da type a nigga to smoke a backwoods, crack open a cold ones with the bois, play a few matches of fortnite and still be able to fuck your bitch.
Acts a lil gay, but NO homo.

Chino: Ayy imma bout to smoke a backwoods w/ Schmidt Loks then let him fuck my bitch.

Magaña: Id fuck Schmidt NO homo tho.

by 🅱ino Lasagna June 16, 2018

schmidhuber

1. To interject for a moment and explain how one's recent popular idea is a few transformations away from your 1991 paper.

2. To miraculously produce fifty years of relevant literature after someone claims to trace the origin of an idea in a particular work.

1. Jan schmidhubered Harry right after his presentation, claiming that he took entire pieces of her project without credit.

2a. If you send in your paper with five references, the PI is going to schmidhuber you.

2b. ...And that's why you can't claim that Tesla was not the originator of electricity1. #schmidhubered

1 Democritus et al., 37th Sunday Demos 460 B.C. Oral.

by BeLeHin (not Salman) April 21, 2022

Fitty Schmidty

This is the celebration name of a giant celebration celebrating Mr. Schmidt working out for the first time in his life.

Yayyyyyy all hail Fitty Schmidty

by clobamacare December 17, 2019

Bad Schmidty

Someone who’s often bad, and works at tree lots

But it can be used for anyone

You’re a bad Schmidty! Unload those trees now!

by Guitar lover January 12, 2021

to schmidhuber

When you publicly claim that someone else's idea that is remotely resembling your own is stolen from you.

I invented that already 60 years ago. I'm going to schmidhuber him at the next conference.

by badfellow July 15, 2021

Schmedium

A Cross between small and medium.

A person who wears shirts that are too small.

Ben: Hey look, Ryan is wearing his Schmedium shirt again.

by JohnnyFleekins September 26, 2005