schmiege

a bullshit reason for losing ones hair usually resulting from jp-8 jet fuel getting dumped on ones head.

I got jet fuel all over me now my hair is gonna be schmieged

by 703 amxs January 31, 2008

Schmosexual

A state of being lying between machosexual and metrosexual. The Schmosexual male is "average" in that he exhibits some attributes of a metrosexual male (keen fashion sense, pride in hygiene) and some of the machosexual (a joy of outdoor hobbies, other activities deemed manly), but never having all the attributes of either archetype. He is a Joe Schmo male.

Have you met Keith? He seems so schmosexual!

by WhyNotWilliam November 23, 2014

Schmiegel

The name for a currency you can't remember from a country which name you hear on the news once a year when they have their annual flood.
Commonly used for severely devalued currencies.

Hey, how much is a beer in this country?

Only 6000 Schmiegels! A real steal.

by BRUHunescape April 13, 2023

Schmiedeberg

1. A place in Germany full of hillside houses and trees.
2. Probably the coolest last name ever.

* I want to go visit Schmiedeberg, Germany
* Mr. Schmiedeberg talked talked to the eagle man

by schmied January 17, 2007

Scheisekopf

Shithead, dummy, stupid boy, merry christmas (and a happy new year)

Filippo:
scheisekopf

Erica:
wats that mean??

Filippo:
it means merry christmas
in german
and a happy new year

by Hangover December 21, 2009

Schmeiser

Slang term meaning Penis. Literally meaning something that is used to Schmeis (Whip) as a strap etc.

Have you seen him? Wow. What a Schmeiser!

by Jay Hat April 7, 2007

Schmile

To say 'smile' but with an italian-jewish accent therefore creating schmile!

*italian jewish person taking a photo* SCHMILE! :D

by Schmileschmuck November 8, 2010