curt schilling

part of the loser baaahston red saaaawx. blabbermouth...never shuts up...bad mouthing people constantly; one who has an opinion on everything. Curt claimed to have a "bloody sock" during the 2004 World Series playoffs, but is probably lying. George Bush lover.

Mark won't shut up, he's being a Curt Schilling.

"What did Curt Schilling say today?"
"Nothing new, just criticizing people...what else is new?"
"Riiight. I stopped listening awhile ago."

by davidleefan February 29, 2008

Schmidting

When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The perpetrator then proceeds to have sex with her. Right before climax, the perpetrator proceeds to defecate on the ground and finish having sex with the woman.

Dude, I totally Schmited that girl last night!
I was Schmidting that girl when the cops showed up.

by Reeta Poon February 7, 2008

curt schilling

one of the most devoted player for the bostong red sox. Awesome pitcher, has a good time with it all.

game six in the ALCS against the yankees in 2004

by redsoxfanforlife December 24, 2004

curt schilling

1)#38 on the Boston Red Sux i mean sox...looks kinda like he hit 54 years old with way too many beers...but then again he plays in boston. Not to be mean but to speak of reality here...do u really believe that there was gonna be a repeat?...cuz if so you were kidding yourself..if Boston believes they can match up with the Yankees or Cards or Braves...they have some serious problems to the brain...so curty boy..heres some advice...stop talking so much "shytt about the Yankees or New York in general...like in the past..it'll bite u in the a$$...
2)all talk pitcher...believes his so called 'bloody sock' saved his team in 04' from another humiliation. bull..he aint nothin but a red sox pitcher...(and that isnt good for the rep) if you know what i mean. Anyways Curt "our hero" schilling has one thing good about him...he can shutup once and a while...one thing left to say..."what happened in 2005 curt?"...hmm i guess by playing so hard like you did...you blew all your chances in 2005

heyy did you see that wanna-be play out on mound last week?....oohh you mean curt schilling

by SOBkowiak January 2, 2006

Schmling Ding

When one person is out played or even mugged off in any form they have received the 'Schmling ding'.

Jerry- *slips while trying to trip someone over*
Victim- *laughs* you just got the schmling ding bitch

by Bagaack December 8, 2016

Schmidtin’

To live life to the fullest. Eat pizza and clap cheeks. Lift the gut, slide in there, beat it up, and Swayze. Schmidt it and quit it.

“Hey what are you getting into tonight?”

“Oh you know, might fuck around and do a lil Schmidtin’”

by Monkey Sack August 24, 2019

Schilling Tour

A common procedure K-State students partake in, which involves stopping by the Panchos drive-thru, Wendy's drive-thru, and a stop at Caseys for a double gulp 44oz sodie pop in one concurrent run.

Hey man, your chin grew three sizes overnight! Did you partake in a late night Schilling Tour?

by KSU Progcheck October 17, 2022