schmerzelkender

schmerzelkender (pronounced shmer-zil-ken-dur) is a word commonly used in place of a profanity. Most common substitute is the 4 letter one starting 'sh', especially useful when you have dropped a wardrobe on your toe in front of your mother - see example 1.

Once proficient in the ways of schmerzelkender, it's most effective as a way of insulting people without them knowing - see example 2 (note - this will not work on someone who speaks German)

Example 1
Mother: "Careful up those stairs"
*thump*
You: "AAAAAAAAH, SHHHH...merzelkender"

Example 2
Idiot: "So when that drill bit doesn't fit in that lathe, do you know what that means?"
You: "Yup, schmerzelkender"
Idiot: "What?"
You: "It's the German word for exactly what you said"
Idiot: "Oh. OK..."

by Gordonio August 1, 2006

Schmeebs

Parts of the female human body that contain the organs that secrete milk used to feed infants. See boobs, tits, tatas.

"Ever notice that Jessica Simpson has a great set of schmeebs?"

by Rob789 May 9, 2006

Schmelby

1-Original term for a mullet hairstyle, mostly used in the south.(Where mullets are really bad). 2-Schmelby's are extreme mullets

Look at that dude's schmelby!!!

by dashocka February 3, 2005

schmerm

scherm stands for anything ... it is a generic word that has any meaning you want it to have ... people should be able to figure out what you mean when you say schmerm by the context it is used it

What should we do with this report?

I think we should just schmerm it.

by plarson July 7, 2010

Schmerking

Smoking while masturbating

Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.

by El Jackanator August 14, 2015

Schnerbader

A white substance used for many things such as a tampon, a guitar, and a missile. It's always there for you.

Craig's schnerbader had babies now he's a grandad

by Gravy boat balls June 27, 2016

scherb

Last name - orig. from Switzerland.

Tom Scherb is an excellent person.

by SMAT7 May 24, 2006