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Schmegle

Man Hayden has a schmegle!
by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017
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schmeglemelch

a evil monster killer vagina with razor teeth to chop off your dick... the owner is normall a fat zitty turb monster... never approach a schmeglemelch or do anything sexual by or to it.... you will get ate by its mighty razor blades
holy shit ashton got his dick cut off by that crazy ass schmeglemelch when he touched it
by crazydickeatingvagina O_o December 22, 2009
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Smeegled

To curiously circle your partners sphyncter with either the toung, finger or penis while whispering my precious...
Yeah bro that bitch was so horny I smeegled her into a lord of the rings style climax she kicked and frodo'd into a squirting wreck

Joe had smeegled the fuck out of ashleigh for a whole half hour before she was then gandalfed.
by Lilvfr400boy August 10, 2016
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Schmangled

What is that?”

I can’t tell, the image is all schmangled
by Jillnye February 21, 2018
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Schmingled

Another word for being cracked out - When someone is just off their tits. Maybe after having too many energy drinks. Used within the competitive gaming community.
That kid is schmingled, see how reckless he is playing right now?”
by El Smacko May 23, 2019
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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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Schmergle

A word you use to describe something when you can’t remember the right word.
Put the schmergle in the burgle.
by TheBoneOfMalone July 5, 2022
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