A ruit/beer pong psycheout tactic whereby a member of the defending team places a tab of a beer can or bottle top on the table in front of the cups, preventing the shooting team from being able to sink a cup.
Example 1:
person 1: SCHECHER!
person 2: ...shit.
Example 2:
person 2: balls back!
person 1: you're not making any more cups.
person 2: why's that?
person 1: SCHECHER!
person 2: ...shit.
person 1: SCHECHER!
person 2: ...shit.
Example 2:
person 2: balls back!
person 1: you're not making any more cups.
person 2: why's that?
person 1: SCHECHER!
person 2: ...shit.
by shpam 4 January 14, 2010
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Once proficient in the ways of schmerzelkender, it's most effective as a way of insulting people without them knowing - see example 2 (note - this will not work on someone who speaks German)
Once proficient in the ways of schmerzelkender, it's most effective as a way of insulting people without them knowing - see example 2 (note - this will not work on someone who speaks German)
Example 1
Mother: "Careful up those stairs"
*thump*
You: "AAAAAAAAH, SHHHH...merzelkender"
Example 2
Idiot: "So when that drill bit doesn't fit in that lathe, do you know what that means?"
You: "Yup, schmerzelkender"
Idiot: "What?"
You: "It's the German word for exactly what you said"
Idiot: "Oh. OK..."
Mother: "Careful up those stairs"
*thump*
You: "AAAAAAAAH, SHHHH...merzelkender"
Example 2
Idiot: "So when that drill bit doesn't fit in that lathe, do you know what that means?"
You: "Yup, schmerzelkender"
Idiot: "What?"
You: "It's the German word for exactly what you said"
Idiot: "Oh. OK..."
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