schmeat wagon

A cock so big that it can be used as a wagon.

"Damn, did you see the size of that guy's schmeat wagon!"

by GrranDadd May 4, 2021

schmeat

A fine respectable chap with 4 kids and is 36 years old, also admin of the Juicybignation discord

Awl hell nawl is that schmeat ??? no way he 36 with for kids and a discord admin :nice:

by javikiaisSObig September 7, 2021

Schmeated

When you dick someone down so good, they die!

We absolutely schmeated those fools!

by Tonsafun79 September 13, 2021

Schmeat n' great

The act of docking and then flexing your penis' to mimic shaking hands

Matt and Andy met up and had a schmeat n' great, better than a hand shake for sure

by Pumpkin spice clitoris March 26, 2023

Schmeat

Prehistoric name for a long lost dinosaur

The schmeat was so scared of the t-Rex he hid in a cave

by Uncle flake July 19, 2020

schmeat

retard who can't take a joke

"John is being a real schmeat today

by thugshaker42011 August 16, 2022