schmerkle

could mean anything you want

"I could schmerkle a few beers"
"i mite schmerkle or lass tonight

by batandball February 8, 2010

Schmake

Someone that is retarded beyond imagination.

" You know (Oluwa)Seun, he's a schmake"

by Oluwaseun Oladeji December 11, 2018

Schmack

1. The buzz or feeling obtained after injesting large amounts of nicotine.

2. Another way of saying a nicotine device, often a juul , suorin, smok, mods, and many more. This word is commonly used among teenagers.

Can I use your Schmack?

HAHAHAHA SCHMACK

The schmack is sooo goood.

by Shmacks right March 26, 2019

poop schmack

known as the splashing of water on or around the area of your ass when taking a heavy, torpedo-like shit into a toilet that contains water.

"Man, I caught some vicious poop schmack off of that stink ball!!!"

by Vulgardefmaker January 18, 2008

Schmake

Worse than a schmuck. someone who does shit so stupid, calling them a schmuck is a compliment to their sheer retardation.

Mostly said by aj shabeel and child entertainers

Emannuel! Pass the ball you fucking schmake

by UrbunDic.2 September 14, 2019

schmarmy

Slick, yet tacky. Perhaps how a drunken James Bond would act, and look.

Look at him talking to those girls. He's hella schmarmy!

by SteeznutS May 24, 2007

Schmarder

1.) A person in NY.
2.) One who is extremely fat and eats everything possible in sight; a fat ass.

"The guy in McDonald's is such a schmarder."
"I hope I never have to share a seat on the bus with a schmarder again, the seat almost broke!"

by N/A April 21, 2005