schmark

an alcohol induced rage of ignorance that changes a persons IQ and personality to that of a neanderthal or southern Guido.

We got schmarked up...

After consuming an entire case of beer, Mark was schmarked up and placed the empty beer box on his head.

by Yourmom21 December 16, 2012

SchmarrettSchmoorhees

A deragatory term used for an extremely good guitar player when said musician is being uncooperative, annoying, playing over you, etc.

Bro, stop playing when I'm talking. You're being such a SchmarrettSchmoorhees.

by Semajskolka December 17, 2009

schmamama

To be trapped in a closet with a gay guy and not knowing what to do. Ususally ending in vigorously forced anal sex and a sore ass.

Jonny: You dont seem to peachy today?
Davis: I got schmamama ed last night.

by Shmaaaaaaa March 25, 2008

Schmamama

To get locked in a closet with a gay guy, not knowing what to do. Usually ending in forced vigorous anal sex & a sore Ass

Jonny: Your not looking to Peachy Today
Davis: I got Schmamama-ed last night
Jonny: BRUTAL

by SDS the one and only's March 25, 2008

Schmamat

Substitute for the word dammit. Usually used if in an area in which dammit would be inappropriate or just to spice it up.

Person 1- "She knows dude...she knows."
Person 2- "GOD SCHMAMAT!!!!!"

by M.O.M January 13, 2009

Schmata

An old Yiddish word for clothing, or rags.

He's completely meshuga - all he wants to do is peddle schmata's! But he's making the shekels I tell you!

by Traveldan84 November 30, 2018

schmarmy

Overly emotional, sentimental and gushy so as to induce major eyerolling action in those of us with a modicum of good sense and self control.

Schmarmy is the one adjective that can truly be applied to any Lifetime Original Movie.

by FunnyFroggyFace October 1, 2006