schlomotion

The unbelievably slow speed at which Jewish or other senior citizens, move or drive, particularly in south Florida.

Driving in Florida is dangerous, because there's either young crazies on the road, lost tourists, or geezers driving in schlomotion.

by harlique December 15, 2009

schlamazecoze

Amazingly cozy. Used to describe a particularly cozy setting or activity.

"ZOMG having each of you around the fire baking cookies at my summer house in Kewaunee this weekend was schlamazecoze!

by Deborah 'Debs' Watkins December 9, 2010

Schlime

Something slimey or "schlimey" like getting a taxi ride and running when you have to pay, or acting in a sly and savage way.

That nigga pulled up in the cab, said he was gonna take out money and ran home. That's schlimey

by AlwaysIcy July 3, 2017

Von Schlemmer

A fictional character from the Sonic the Hedgehog animated series who enjoys staying in the cooler

Guy1:I went to get a soda and jeff jumped out of the cooler and scared the hell outta me

Guy2:Von Schlemmer?

by craz kylo May 23, 2008

Schlumpa

The fat at the back of a fat, bald guys head/neck.

Gimmie that big schlumpa boi.

by Hexxagonal March 16, 2016

schlubby

a kinda chubby guy who has unkempt hair and can barely take care of himself

rick moranis is schlubby

by caspoorly June 27, 2009

Schlameel

someone who tends to make the wrong decisions or ruin everything- also see mush , schlamufde

"What a schlameel!?!"

by Neil, Joe, Bryan June 18, 2008