Schlock Mercenary

1. Noun: Anyone who produces crummy work for pay. Television script-writers are often denigrated with this term.

2. Proper Noun: A webcomicfeaturing a band of mercenaries in the 31st century (www.schlockmercenary.com).

1. Hollywood is full of schlock mercenaries.

2. My favorite webcomics are "Schlock Mercenary" and "Sluggy Freelance"

by Howard Tayler November 24, 2003

schlock rock

Corporate radio friendly music of low quality, often intended for adolescent males.

KBPI radio played nothing but schlock rock like Nickelback and the new Metallica until I was bored enough to switch to the am dial.

by lurker39 March 5, 2010

Booty Schlock

Another phrase for "ass"

Michael: "You two going to the party?"
Brayden: "No, I have homework."
Taylor: "Brayden you some booty schlock."

by nunu22 July 28, 2013

Schlock Jockey

Designers, inventors or marketers who develop pointless or ego-driven products, and then become more popular due to the controversy generated over their dubious value. Such products are often referred to as Schlock, while the act of developing ego-driven schlock is commonly called Design Masturbation.

That new chair that looks like a turd standing on end,clearly must have been designed by Karim Rashid. He's such a schlock jockey.

by salu1999 October 19, 2009

Schlock knock

(Refering to a man) To bang or have sexual intercourse with a women.

Scott : You are such fail
James : Thats not what your girlfriend said when I schlock knocked her last night

by Pintalicious March 5, 2011

Schlock Block

What occurs when the urban dictionary editors reject your too clever submission.

I submitted a very clever entry for "taking the fifth" but the urban dictionary editors schlock blocked me.

by algetard June 9, 2013

shock schlock

Media written with the intent of shocking viewers usually through using disturbing imagery or sensitive topics but comes off as poorly done, distasteful, immature, edgy, and/or plain gross.

DudeBro: Man, did you see that one Spongebob episode where Squidward got his toenail ripped off moving his couch?

ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.

DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.

by conflict dude July 21, 2024