schlep

A long and tiresome walk.
Origin: Yiddish.

It's a bit of a schlep from here to the shop.

by Jono March 27, 2005

Schleepin

To sleep. To be sleeping. Said in a way as for you to be different and cool. Schleepin in the new "nig"

What the fuck you callin me for?...Im schleepin!

by Devan J. June 8, 2009

Von Schlemmer

A fictional character from the Sonic the Hedgehog animated series who enjoys staying in the cooler

Guy1:I went to get a soda and jeff jumped out of the cooler and scared the hell outta me

Guy2:Von Schlemmer?

by craz kylo May 23, 2008

The Schleapop

A name for the best gamer. Used on Xbox Live

The Schleapop Is always on top

by The Schleapop January 2, 2009

Getting Schlagered

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.

He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)

by RAWphenom October 18, 2011

schlemiel

a habitual bungler, a klutz

A schlimazel's toast always falls butter-side down. A schlemiel always drops the knife.

by mandingoe September 24, 2004

Schlenker

An interjection of pure joy.

Oh My Schlenker!!

by amzysaurous April 21, 2011