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Schlop

to smack in the face with any squishy object containing water, providing a crowd w/ a humerous result.
Alex schlopped Marshal, sending Noah into jiggly hysterics.
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Schlop n' Chop

A phrase used to describe when someone gets head, and right as they finish, the sucker bites down and rips off the other's penis.
Brandon: Yo did you hear what happened to Daniel last night?

Randal: Yeah, I heard his girl pulled the ol' Schlop n' Chop on him when he wasn't expecting it.

Brandon: Poor lad will never get a boner again.
by JimmyLikesBones May 6, 2022
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To slap someone whilst they are staring into space with a wet hand esp one that has been licked by the owner.

Originated in Hitchin, Hertfordshire U.K. spelling is as the word is said to highlight the wet apsect ofthe sound your hand makes as it 'schlaps' your unsuapecting friends face and ruins his daydream.

also 'Schlapped'can be used for the past tense when retelling the story.
#1 "Gus was just sitting there daydreaming and out of no where I schlapped him and he went mental and punched me."

#2 "one good schlap deserves another"
by yourmotherthepope July 1, 2007
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When one makes a puddle of spit in a cupped hand and proceeds to forcefully cup the balls into the pool of spit so hard that the spit splashes everywhere.
by Schlopper May 28, 2021
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A new age dance move, most commonly characterized with autismic movements. To perform this dance, you grab your left leg and pull it behind you like you are stretching your quad. While still holding your left leg in a quad stretch position, you jump twice on your right leg and then give your right knee a good, hearty smack.

(This dance is popular among those who row.)
" Hey Tarzan!"
-"We just came first in our regatta race!
*proceeds to viciously hit the schlop as a demonstration of a hard earned victory.*
by Ti-84 Plus April 8, 2019
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The art of rubbing two penises onto each other so they go into each others foreskin. Named because it makes a 'schloping' sound.
Can also masturschlop but if you have long fingernails your foreskin might tear.
He schlopped so hard his foreskin ripped.
by vinhuh September 16, 2014
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To Skeet On One's Feet
by Mike Asdasd February 20, 2008
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