schlagered

When you get so sloppy drunk on Goldschlager you can't even function. A special kind of drunk that makes you ridiculously sloppy.

I went to check on Larry today but I could tell he was Schlagered to the point of no return. He was lying face-down ok the bed with Sports Center blasting. He's gonna feel it tomorrow.

by linstrocity April 13, 2022

Schlagering

A term used to describe an experience that is overwhelmingly annoying and leaves you absolutely exhausted or confused or both

1. I had a schlagering train ride as the kid besides me would just not stop crying.

2. I drank a shot of Tequila without clinking my glass and now my sex life is absolutely schlagered.

by P-Bomb August 30, 2022

shlagel

someone who is a stupid asshole with no life

your a shlagel

by supercalifragil January 24, 2010

Schlager

Queerbait, one who's fit for a good prison rimjob.

His blatant faggotry will get him nowhere in life, what a schlager!

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

Schlegel

A sandbagging firefighter. A firefighter who thinks all emergencies are bullshit. When the bell sounds for a structure fire this guy will say, "it's bullshit" and find something to besides donning bunker gear and getting on the truck. Drive slow to emergencies in the hopes an ambulance arrives and does all the work prior to his arrival.

Ambulance crew: where were you sandbaggers we've been on scene for 10 minutes now.

Fire crew: yeah we schlegeled it.

by Dragon slayer 23 December 24, 2013

esel schlagen

see donkey punch

YH-tastic. ROOFLES

by YH!tastic June 24, 2004

Schlagle

the act of performing anal sex on a constipated person

I totally performed a schlagle on her last night. It was.... weird

by thejwitness July 18, 2009