Schoob

1. Person who doesn't fish very often and when they do are very terrible at it.

2. Also referred to as a person who doesn't belong there.

1. Look at that idiot casting his bobber for bass, what a schoob.

2. Get that schoob off our beach.

by Defftik October 7, 2009

schmoobie

A person who is just a straight up doobie schmoobie. Just an idiot, doucheface.

Look at that schmoobie, he’s such a nerd.

by Doobie. March 6, 2018

Schmoobed

The state of being so absurdly high that you cannot think or move. Time stops and you no longer exist in this dimension alone. Your soul now partly exists in several other parallel universes and you feel absolutely numb. Nothing makes sense and yet everything makes sense. This usually occurs after 5 strong weed brownies, or several mushrooms, or acid tabs. Once you reach this state, your view of the universe is eternally altered. You realize that everything is infinite and a spectrum of love. This world becomes eternally beautiful and your fear ceases to exist.

I got schmoobed as fuck last night when i took 9 grams of shrooms after an hour of bong hits.

by Light a bong with a laser April 8, 2017

schnooble

A cute little baby named Faith; something so cute as to be a schnooble.

Faith is such a cute little Schnooble!

by Frodginald November 10, 2013

Schnoobs

Schnoobs are a category of breast with a ski jump shape. If one were to make a sound effect it would go "vwoop".

My that's a nice set of Schnoobs you've got there.

by sidetrack strutton October 25, 2011

schnoob

A Schnoob is the ultimate noob, even worse then a froob. an example of a schnoob is

a schnoob is alex plavner...XBOX gamertag hermanator729

by jc slaguhter October 10, 2007

Schmoobey

It’s not really a word it’s more of a lifestyle used when you are happy about something or how you feel

Bro that church service was awesome some would say it was “ Schmoobey”

by AbsoluteDogWater January 2, 2022