schulzing

A form of entertainment where the more experienced drinker takes a novice out to get them shitty drunk by buying them every drink the bartender can imagine. Commonly followed by calling the novice very early the next day to "see how their doin'" and deternmine if they were successfully schulzed.

We're taking the new girl in accounting out for a schulzing tonight, wanna go?

by brad the imprinter June 9, 2005

shizzing

The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking

I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

Scizzing

A form of jizzing at a much higher rate of speed. Speed jizzing. Where an individual can get off while running or just sitting and vigorously stimulating themselves as much as possible.

"Did you see that guy wearing that bag over his head? He was totally scizzing down the hallway."

by Nolegged Mexican Jumping Bean January 17, 2010

shizzling

The act of cooking with The Shizzle brand jerk marinade.

Yo, I wish I was at the beach, shizzling up some shrimps on the barbie and drinking a red stripe right now.

by longfacepartdeux February 22, 2011

shoizzing

being a retarded fuck

"bro i'm shoizzing rn" "yeah, clearly, you're a fucking idiot"

by not knifelol March 4, 2021

Nicole Scherzinger

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by _nicolescherzyfan June 17, 2021

schirding

Only the most fucking awesome color ever.

That girl had a kick ass schirding dress!

by Michelle February 12, 2005