A form of entertainment where the more experienced drinker takes a novice out to get them shitty drunk by buying them every drink the bartender can imagine. Commonly followed by calling the novice very early the next day to "see how their doin'" and deternmine if they were successfully schulzed.
by brad the imprinter June 9, 2005
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I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet
by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002
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by Nolegged Mexican Jumping Bean January 17, 2010
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