schaboinker

another term for a penis; also an insult to someone you hate

Man, Russel is such a schaboinker

by BH October 9, 2003

Schabliterated

That point of intoxication you have reached during your night that can lead to a wonder of possibilities. Including, but not limited too, 1. forgetting where you are/who you came with 2. forgetting/not caring who you are leaving with 3. accidentally dropping your phone in the toilet 4. singing "karaoke" even though you know your singing is actually god awful 5. making decisions that you most likely regret in the morning, etc.

"Dude that chick is totally schabliterated"

O yeah and how do you know?

"Well shes stumbling home walking with two black dudes, now what sober person would do that?

Wow ur right she is schabliterated!

by SigPiPaaaTboi December 2, 2011

schnabled

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.

"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."

by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014

Schwabviously

A well known word meaning obviously, Of course, and duh!

Rachel: So are we eating dinner at bennihana's tonight?

Lizzie: Schwabviously what did you think?

by yes12344 October 3, 2011

Schwab Job

When Schwab receives a text about a male she knows needing a blow job, she will gargle the male's testicles during the act.

Bret: Hey I could use a Schwab Job right about now.
Schwab: Sounds good, come get me!
Bret: On my way.

by Bret Baughman December 29, 2010

Schaubism

Schaubism - Using or pronouncing a word, name, colloquialism, figure of speech incorrectly particularly in a context where you're acting as an authority.

Brendan Schaub is an American comedian, actor, television host, and retired mixed martial artist.

"How did you pronounce that word? Ha, nice Schaubism."

George Carlton is one of my comedy heroes. Schaubism
There’s a lot of red tape; rings to jump through. Schaubism

by GayOwlOneLove June 1, 2018

Schaub'd

Verb, past tense. In reference to Matt Schaub, former NFL quarterback.

1. Greatly underthrew a deep pass to an open receiver. Usually to Andre Johnson and usually allowed the defender to get in better position.
2. Turned into the fetal position in the QB pocket after facing the slightest bit of pressure. A defender in the general vicinity is not required. Also called "turtling."
3. Threw an interception for a touchdown, or a "pick six."

4. Deleted one's twitter account, usually after being sick of dealing with vitriol and trolls.

1. Andre was wide freaking open but he Schaub'd it!
2. Dwight Freeney just touched his jersey and then he totally Schaub'd.
3. Well, he Schaub'd another one to Richard Sherman.
4. Yeah I couldn't take all the trolls dude, I Schaub'd my account.

by SportsRV November 7, 2013