scrunchy mom

A mom that is a mixture of both a silky and crunchy mom. One who may formula feed, and vaccinate as well as hospital birth but may use cloth diapers and make their own baby food.

I formula feed my baby and choose to vaccinate but I support home birth and make my own baby food so I'm a scrunchy mom!

by mommy2gage October 10, 2011

Staunch

(Bogan Australia slang term)

To adopt a pose (usually with one’s fists between their legs) and intense stare with the purpose of intimidating or degrading a weaker individual.

Jackson hunches his shoulders over and flexes his arms inwards so his fists hover just inside his out-turned knees. He locks manic eyes with Tom.

Tom: “Oh shit, cunt’s fuckin staunching me. I feel like such a shitcunt beta”

by Shut up smelly Reddit boy November 27, 2019

staunch

1. very loyal and committed - adjective

2. Stop or restrict - verb

1. He was a staunch supporter of the cause

2. The medic staunched the flow of blood from the wound

by Haruspex August 9, 2008

scrunchled

the act of fitting oneself into a small place

When a fatass sits next to you at the movies and you have to scruchle up in the corner.

by J-mizzleB-rizzle May 31, 2005

Scrunchgrim

Informal. A person of bad personality is often referred to as a Scrunchgrim. The term is derived from an Anglo Saxon phrase and means literally to scrunch ones heart up grimly.

You Scrunchgrim, sir! You ne'er do well!

You don't have to be such a Scrunchgrim about it, Sally.

by Cheltenham Cheeks November 19, 2014

Scrunchtard

A person below 5’3 usually red-headed and/or attending special education.

They can also be very as you gamers say “quirky”

If you see a Scrunchtard roaming without an owner please contact the C.S.C. (Center of Scrunchtard Containment) immediately via this number: (317)-889-7272

*man below 5’3 try’s to insult you* shut up Scruchtard

Hey look at that Scrunchtard over there, he can’t even reach the top shelf

by Lasernarwhal (Nate) January 15, 2019

Scrunchie Day

Give you crush a scrunchie day!

Person:Hey do you want to wear my scrunchie?
Crush:why?
Person:because it's Scrunchie Day!

by _a_person_that_has_a_name_ October 26, 2019