scarticle

Scar•ti•cle (skärtikəl)

1. An article on the internet that presents a headline designed to invoke a fear-based reaction in the reader in order to have said reader click on said link to increase that website's traffic, therefore ad revenue.

"Dude. Quit posting scarticles on Facebook. Snopes that shit first."

by Mightycud2 January 8, 2014

Shitcicle

When someone has shit their pants and it has froze.

The homeless man was sleeping outside in the subfreezing temperatures. When he woke up, we noticed he was walking funny. We soon realized that he had shit his pants and it had froze, he now has a shitcicle.

by Squirmybean December 3, 2016

Shitcicle

A more festive way of saying shit.

Aw shitcicle! I spilled egg nog all over myself.

by Incoporal August 29, 2017

scabsicle

When you pull off a scab from your body, put it in the freezer and then eat it later when it's cold like a popsicle

Yo man, you got any food?
Ya man, I got some scabsicles in the freezer we can have

by Koolcat55 May 13, 2019

Snagcicle

Cold Sausage

Keen for a feed, do u reckon we should whip out the snagcicles?

by Cal Haydos January 1, 2020

Swagcicle

The swaggiest of swaggers

“No way i could be lame, I’m a swagcicle for life”

by MommasHousecrasher April 22, 2022

Sackcicles

A mixture between nut-sack and testicles.

"Kyle has kicked himself in the sackcicles"

by SackciclesInc February 8, 2023