schmutz haken

Dirty hooker.

"Just remember the broom with the funny name!"
"Schmutz Haken!"

by westernclassics October 1, 2009

schmutz

an oleaginous, sticky, greasy, often smelly, and otherwise noxious and unidentifiable substance.

Little Johnny wanked off and the schmutz went all over the bathroom mirror.

by ccmboy July 18, 2003

Samutz

ancient god of architecture

Samutz excavated the Bomy Gang caverns and built the Tylea Sky Palace.

by Moraku February 18, 2004

Schmutzy

A name used for someone instead of their real name inferring their closeted yet overtly homosexual behavior.

Hey Check out Schmutzy over there. He said that even though he enjoys anal sex with men he insists it's only platonic with the soccer team.

by nerdfrog October 14, 2010

schmutzick

to be extremely selfish and looking out for your own needs; to steal from hotels; or, a term used to describe someone who does not recycle.

Schmutzick! Bring those Holiday Inn towels back to the hotel!

It was schmutzick that the man waited until 6:30, when his favorite ESPN programming ended, to come out and get into the car of people that had been waiting in his driveway since 6:21.

by The Bliddler December 9, 2009

scmutz

A person who has the inability to enjoy things of actual value. Their favorite hobbies may include taking selfies, mindlessly playing on the internet, spending all of their hard earned money on worthless cat shirts and anything else in that pointless ballpark.

"Why is Dan such a scmutz all of the time?" remarked Roger.
"Probably because he only spends his time taking selfies," replied Steve.
"It's gotten to the point that he can only probably hold a conversation with a dead fish.........blub"

by wazzanagga September 5, 2015

schmutz

A cross between Schmuck and Putz

She is such a schmutz!

by Kaytee P August 27, 2003