saturdate

Scheduling a date with a g/f or b/f on a Saturday.

Sorry, I can't hang out with you tomorrow - its Saturdate.

by shizfo July 19, 2006

Saturated session

When there's not enough pot or hash to go around in a session with too many people, and as a result the session is wasted with no one getting high.
This situation usually occurs because of uninvited fiends who were not part of the equation to begin with.

Stoner Guy: Hey, let's smoke up this shit. It's just enough to make one jay for both of us.
Stoner Dude: Okay... oh shit, don't look now but here comes a fiend.
Fiend: Hey, are you guys rolling up? Awesome, I wanna have some.
Stoner Guy and Dude: Great, another saturated session. Bummer.

by Jerkmeister March 14, 2009

saturated fat

McDonalds, Burger King, KFC etc.

Kid: Hey mum look at that fat kid! Mum: LOL!

by Adrian Harding November 2, 2004

Saturated Fuck

A person who can be described as a fuck, but at a higher dosage.

The man who cut in line was a highly saturated fuck.

by CurvyPickle November 20, 2019

saturated cloth

When you have the most horrific diarrhoea and you don't quite make it to the toilet. As opposed to "touching cloth" with a regular shit.

Gerard: how you feeling?
Andy: Bad, got the shits
Gerard: did you make it or were you touching cloth?
Andy: nah, more like Saturated cloth with this one. A bit like when a rhino goes for a dip in a lake.

by Wolfpack2011 July 9, 2020

saturated cloth

When your undergarments are damp with the seepage of your irregular bowl movements.

Hey tomi, I’ve been tooting all evening and my crack is proper moist. I’ve got a proper saturated cloth down there... want to smell?

by 1102kcapfolw July 9, 2020

Relationship saturated

Polyamory term for unable to sustain any additional relationships

my mind and emotions can't handle any more Romantic relationship so I am relationship saturated.

by PolyWife April 25, 2017