Jacob satorious

Dick famous for no reason horrible at everything .

Jacob satorious has saggy tits

by Cool time five August 8, 2016

Satori

A perfect girl who is always happy when she is around her friends. She is very spiritually awake and has insightful dreams often, she is also beautiful, sexy, sweet, kind, supportive, loving, caring and joyful towards everyone she meets. Satori is the kind of girl that you never think you will have a chance with but if you get one, ride it out as long as possible because nobody is more deserving of love than satori. She is almost always a small girl, but her booty is perfectly shaped and although she has small tits, her nipples are perfect in every way. If you ever meet a satori, the only logical thing to do is drop everything to try and make her yours.

Guy 1: Dude are you dating Satori?
Guy 2: Yeah, its been less than a month but i'm in love.
Guy 1: Thats fucking burnt.

Satori makes me feel so good when im with her, even without the sex

by Kid kuddie February 11, 2019

Satori

The Japanese word for enlightenment.

And for you kids that don’t understand basic English.

Satori is the word enlightenment in Japanese.

Obviously that’s not how you spell it but that’s how you pronounce it.

Random 1: who’s that girl over there?
Random 2: oh, that’s satori.
Random 1: don’t that mean enlightenment in Japanese?
Random 2: yeah, it do.

by DON’TEVENTRYITBOI November 11, 2018

The Jacob satorius

After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones

He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius

by Pigdick December 2, 2016

sotomize

sodomize is spelled with a d. you clucker!

I spell sotomize with a d

by wildyak March 8, 2007

satori tendou

the hottest ,most amazing, most adorable, most scrumdiddlyumptious character in haikyuu.

person 1 : do you know satori tendou?
person 2 : oh yeah, that cute guy from shiratorizawa?

by chickentendou5 July 22, 2021

sathmi

Sathmi is extremely talented. She probably has a lot of hobbies like swimming, music, basketball. She works at Maccas. She probably plays lots of instruments like piano, saxophone and trombone. Sathmi has a really ugly laugh, but it is very infectious.

Wow! You know Sathmi? She's my bestie.

by tehehe2021 September 19, 2021