satan

The god of homosexuals,politicians,lawyers,nambla etc.
Satan sucks!

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by B0B February 20, 2005
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Satan is an idea. Satan is NOT the entity so commonly reffered to as the devil. The Christians made sure you would always associate satan as being the devil to move their own agenda forward. Satan is any idea that goes against the status quo. When following the little trail of meaning, the word satan comes to simply mean "opposition."
So let's get it perfectly clear: satan==any idea from any man that poses a threat against the majority's brainwashed way of life. devil==the "scary" horned demon guy that supposedly is the king of all evil in a burning existence underneath us all.
Everyone always confuses the devil with satan.
Which makes more sense to you? Thought so.
by Robert D. Clarke January 15, 2007
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satan is evrybodys friend
by zacharias May 07, 2005
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1) Ruler of Hell
2) Stops Christians from leaving the faith
3) Threat used by all Christian leaders
4) HAWT
1) When I visit Hell, I'm gonna get Satan's Autograph!
2) If you visit a muslim church Satan will get you!
3) See 2
4) That shiznik is so satan!
by snowe October 21, 2006
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the christ puncher i.e. satan
by Pazzy Bee March 11, 2005
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Mispelling of the word 'Shaitan'(Shaytan) from the Arabic for adversary. Also the Islamic version of Satan.

Was once know as Lucifer, ''The light of heaven'', in Christian dogma.
''He soon discerns, and weltring by his side
One next himself in power, and next in crime,
Long after known in Palestine, and nam'd
Beelzebub. To whom th' Arch-Enemy,
And thence in Heav'n call'd Satan, with bold words
Breaking the horrid silence thus began.''
-Paradise Lost, Book 1, line 79.
by Edward 'Arsenal' Thornton September 09, 2006
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A mythical being invented by religious extremists to scare uneducated louts into fattening their pockets.
Because he feared a being that did not exist, the Klansman gave money to Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell.
by jj_frap October 11, 2003
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