sasstar

A sister of sass that is in your opinion a star

1.”That’s my sasstar!”
2.”I was with my sasstar.”

by Clumsy Potato October 4, 2020

sasser

A fuckin varient, it seems, to the blaster virus. RUN!

I got sasser and my computer keeps rebootin

by bh May 3, 2004

Sasstronaut

noun. A female naturally skilled and trained during childhood in the art of being an unreasonably sassy drama queen and self-entitled. Sasstronauts will often evade responsibility for their own dramatic actions that were caused by their unreasonable sassiness.

Alysin pissed off every one of her coworkers by being an unbearably cunty sasstronaut.

by King Bowl April 5, 2013

sapster

One who is hella SAPPY.
Gilbert Chan is the definition of a true sapster.

DAMN, when did you become a sapster.
You're a sapster.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Samster

Someone, usually possessing the name Samuel or a variation of that name, to have hamsterlike qualities. For example: a samster may make noises expected to be from a rodent, have abnormally large front teeth that may or may not be yellow, have a small stature, or anything else significatory of a hamster.

(hamster sound)
Guy- Did you hear that? It sounded like...
Guy#2- Stop, it was probably just that kid called Sam, he a huge samster.

by lZHCsd May 28, 2011

sasser

What urbandictionary staff put on this definition.

You now have the sasser virus, go to symantec or whatever they're called.

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

sasser

a computer worm spreading through networks, you only fucking need to be connected to a router to get infected, and oh no you got the sasser computer worm
person1: oh no
person2: what
person1: my computer is shutting down
person2: oh no
person3: looks like you have the sasser worm
person2: so we're gonna send e-mails for the rest of our lives
person3: no, no, no
person3: sasser spreads through networks
person2: so that explains that
person1: then how did i get infected
person3: sasser also spreads using internet-protocol

a computer worm spreading through networks, you only fucking need to be connected to a router to get infected, and oh no you got the sasser computer worm

by notsosus May 17, 2021