Saratogia

The Part of the South Bay that starts at Los Gatos, stretching thought Saratoga, Campbell, Willow Glen, Fruitdale, Cupertino, Santa Clara, Sunnyvale and Mountain View. It borders like in a boomerang shape with the western and northern part being the edge of Santa Clara County, with the eastern border being the Guadalupe river. This area features old-constructed buildings, industrial park, and affluent companies, stores and homes along with a look that is classically styled for the 50s and 60s.

I like the construction and style of things in places like Campbell, and the surrounding area; I really like the amount of old style buildings in Saratogia.

by debit.servus March 24, 2013

saratoga split

Nandor the Relentless's half-up-half-down hairstyle

Nandor: How does Guillermo do my hair on formal occasions?

Guillermo: Half up, half down.

N: Also known as...?

G: Half down, half up?

N: Ah, so close. I was looking for "Saratoga split."

by the-beard-of-edward-teach September 2, 2023

saratoga high

A high school where every single kid is a spoiled rich bitch who doesn't work a day in their life but thinks he/she is the absolute shit. Every single one is believing that they are the best.

Wow he's a pussy.

I bet he goes to Saratoga High

by jOHnd4444 April 9, 2017

saratoga middle school

A school full of spoiled preppy popular kids, where your either rich as shit and wear polo and lilly pulitzer or you look like you live in a trailer and found your clothes in a dumpster. Where all the popular kids are posers and smoke weed, all the popular girls are sluts and pull down there pants for anyone. All girls are big bitches and post photos posing to be someone else. Wanna come to Maple, get your fucking claws out.

Saratoga Middle School (Maple) kids were smoking pot in the ally yestserday

by SNITCHESBITCH April 6, 2017

saratoga

Saratoga, in the local dialect often pronounced sawa-tug-ga.
A quick word of advice would be to pick up a Mandarin phrase book before visiting. Saratoga's official car is the Toyota, however it is not uncommon to receive a brand new Lexus for your 15th birthday. Most people in Saratoga have been sheltered for much of their life and find it tough to cope with school. Most students border delinquincy with an average test score of 97%. However it is very safe and a great place to live.

asianQTpiexo89: omg I got a 92% on my last test, my parents wont love me anymore.

fighterforceXX: that is the suxors, sorry ttyl i have to go to chinese school.

Saratoga the land of little imagination and too much work.

by insider12 December 11, 2008

Saratoga steam pipe

When you fart in a shower stall and the steam not only elevates the gas to face level but also gives it certain swampy superpowers.

Julia accidentally gave herself the Saratoga steam pipe while getting ready this morning. She could have died.

by babe-ah head February 2, 2016

Saratoga

The richest town in Upstate New York, where all the preppy kids smoke weed. Most kids wear polo, vineyard vines and lacoste. Most boys wear Sperrys and high top Nike shoes with black or white crew Nike socks. Most girls wear L. L. Bean boots. Most kids listen to Hip-hop and rap, and attend concerts frequently at SPAC. Birkenstocks, Cadillac's, Corvette's, Porsche's, new Buick s, Jeep wranglers, and Mercedes Benz are all popular. Really good at sports, Especially CREW and TRACK. One of the most challenging highschools in the Nation. High school has massive drug problem. DANK ASS downtown!

Where do you live?
Saratoga
Do you drive a 2017 Buick or Cadillac?
I drive a Porsche.

by Fhykuyentwnytjkgkg March 26, 2017