squeef

when someone queefs but shit comes out.
squeefing is the same to queefing as farting is to sharting.

I accidently squeefed during sex and blew doodems all over the bed sheets.

by pantsboy March 30, 2009

Shaqueefee

When you shart and queef at the same time.

Dude, I just shaqueefeed so hard on that date.

by Gem Lumber July 6, 2017

Squeef

The act when an excited egirl/fangirl/thot/female in general performs the common act of saying "squee" as they become excited but instead of merely attracting simps and incels through their voice, they unleash a blast of vaginal flatulence destined to ring both the Liberty bell and the gongs in the Shaolin monastery at the same time. This squeef has such energy and stench that every man from miles around (and some women too er well most women to be quite honest) as the vaporous stench imbibes itself within the nasal passageways of the ones blessed enough to receive it. It's guaranteed to attract even the most resilient soul and draw the attention of potential mates from miles around.

Emily: OMG girl did you see BTS?! I love them so so sooooo much like they're just so SQUEE *BRRRRAP*

Aidan: *SNIFF* hey ooh Em I didn't know you were so hawt *SNIFF*

Damaged person: WTF Emily did you just squeef?

Emily: Hehe um yeah I did you wanna smell it??

by Sneed d'Elaine December 2, 2020

Shaqueef

A shaqueef is a combination of a Shart (shit while you fart) and a Queef (a vaginal fart).

Cheyenne just Shaqueefed all over Bella in Study Hall today.

by xcheyenne13x December 30, 2011

Squeeful

Something that causes one to explode at its mind bending cuteness.

Kittens, baby bunnies, and every other tiny thing with cute beady eyes is squeeful.

by CV337 August 21, 2011

Shaqueefa

My pussy name any time she make a sound after sex.

"Damn shaqueefa had a lot to say tonight, that dick had her lit!"

by Toni Lacroix June 6, 2021

Squeef

1 .A multi facetted term used in a host of scenarios generally to describe a person place or thing when no other recognized noun or adjective can describe such event.

2. Additionally this term can be used to describe a sudo hipster or metro sexual male that enjoys brunch or the wearing of tight pleated jeans or slacks .

1. I thought I was off this weekend but I got squeefed and have to go to the parade detail .

2. Look at that sqeef ... .........Can those skinny jeans be any tighter ??

by Squeef May 9, 2014