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Orgasms. An easy way to talk about sex in public.
Jake: Yo, the ladies here are sauce. Ive been makin my own sandwiches for like three days.

Kyle: Naw, this girl Jenny that I met by the pool makes me sandwiches three times a day; breakfast , lunch, and dinner, haaa.

Jake: shiiiiiit.
by k and D sessions June 28, 2005
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a few sandwiches short of a picnic

Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.
Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.
by Nameless Here Forevermore July 16, 2008
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sandwiches

1. Two or more slices of bread with a filling such as meat or cheese placed between them.

2. A partly split long or round roll containing a filling.

3. One slice of bread covered with a filling.

4. Something resembling a sandwich.

5. What Billy must not forget.
Billy! Don't forget your sandwiches, that I made you. Sandwiches.
by Peter May 1, 2004
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women bringing you sandwiches

an awesome facebook page that has over 250,000 fans that celebrates women bringing you sandwiches. everyone knows a sandwich is better when a woman brings it to you! users can submit their own photos of hot women bringing sandwiches.
Wow, we should taker her picture bringing a sandwich and submit it to women bringing you sandwiches!
by belle2013 June 23, 2010
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Mammif Tusk Sandwiches

a sandwich made from freshly carved Mammif tusks, a hint of salt and pepper
served on a crisp bun or freshly cooked bread
"damn mum, that mammif tusk sandwich sure looks like a nice meal!!"
by xpozr January 1, 2003
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I've met smarter sandwiches

To someone about somebody stupid, brainless
Did you talk to the Sheriff ?
No the Sheriff is an idiot, i mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !
by alan.s January 4, 2008
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getting sandwiches at the mall

controversial term for masturbation, used when delineating the user's masturba(tion)/(ing) without ruining the moment.
gurl: What are you two doing today?
boi: Uh... Getting sandwiches at the mall.
gurl: oh... The mall!
by Miracle Nip August 22, 2011
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