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sandal-wearing goldfish tenders

The term used by Mr Burns's grandfather to describe the Japanese in the season four episode of 'The Simpsons': 'Last Exit to Springfield'
The Japanese! Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders!
by brwhizz May 23, 2009
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God lost his sandals

A phrase used to describe a very remote place or time.
I ain't goin' to Tinley Park. That's where God lost his sandals!

He lived in the middle of nowhere, right down the road from where God lost his sandals.
by onenationunderkim November 16, 2011
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Pork Scotch sandals

Crabby, disgusting sandals worn on the piggy trotters of little fat security guards who think its cool to holiday in South Africa.
Sweet Jesus. What's that little fat twat wearing on its filthy feet?

Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.
by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009
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sandalphobia

A condition described by the fear of wearing and/or seeing sandals on the feet, with our without socks.
Dean: Hey Hank, check out Dad in his new Aldo's with black socks!
Hank: I can't even look at that Deaner, I've got sandalphobia.
by Locker June 12, 2007
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Sandal Master

The son of David Larson, an Olympic swimmer. Sandal Master is always seen wearing sandals, (or chancletas) no matter what occasion. He also cannot be as athletic as his father, due to a golf cart accident long ago.
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scandalous bitch

One who cheats on her man more than 5 times within a week with at least 5 different people.
"i had to go get tested for AIDS because my ex girlfriend was a scandalous bitch"
by Nykotein March 18, 2010
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Sandlotted

The act of uttering what is considered to be the untimate insult to a guy, "you play ball like a girl!"
As quoted in the movie The Sandlot:
"Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!

Ham Porter: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!

entire group stands in shocked silence

Phillips: What did you say?

Ham Porter: You heard me.

Phillips: Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath"

You have been Sandlotted!
by TangerineGrl13 July 27, 2009
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