Samson

Whenever you see a Samson, you should expect to see a short (low 5 foots), american nonce.
If you ever encounter a Samson, especially if you are a little girl, you should make sure to run.
However, Samson is usually always a weeb too. Meaning you should be quite safe, as you do not look like small anime girl.

Jeff: Shame Samson had to go to jail.
Geoff: If only he didn't rape that 5 year old.

by Big-Chungus-The-Second May 29, 2020

Samson

A foolish boy who says dumb things in Health Class and has PTSD

He was a Samson

by KidFromHealthClass September 23, 2019

Samson

A very weak person. Always acting like an alpha.

He won't hang out with use de la, he is very Samson

by TheKingOfOrangyStone November 22, 2021

Samson

Type your definition here...most handsome and caring boy he is intelligence, real and when he loves he trusty loves but he gets irritated easily

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...oow are you dating Samson? he's a intelligent man

by martinez Kennedy lamu boy November 24, 2021

Samson

Biblical series! It's the thing! It's time for the thing! The thing I was doing from before. The Biblical series.

God "Heyheyhey, check it it out. Check out that guy over there."

Lucifer 😑 "Another boat guy? What is wrong with-"

Philistine "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" *THUD*

Lucifer "HOLY SHIT!"

God "Yeah! Right!?"

Lucifer "He threw that guy, like, 40 feet in the air! I mean... I could throw a guy higher than that but they don't do that! What the hell did you do!?"

God "I made a deal."

Lucifer "A deal? A deal for what?"

God "Well.. I give him super strength... And HE... Grows his hair out."

Lucifer 😟 "What could you possibly have to gain from him growing out his fucking- Jesus, he is mangling those fucking guys..."

God "No, Jesus was the me-guy this is Samson- Wait... Is that... Yet? Where ARE we, like, chronologically speaking?" 🤔

Lucifer "What IS that in his hand!?"

God "Donkey jaw."

Lucifer "The JAW of a donkey?"

God "Yup."

Lucifer 😨 "Did he mutilate a donkey just to do that!? Who is that for!?"

God 🤷 ♂️ "I donno. It's a good weapon I guess."

Lucifer "IT ISN'T THAT, THOUGH! IT ISN'T! It can't possibly BE that! AT ALL!"

God "I mean, he's killed like 784 guys with it already so... Ya know... It's hard to say isn't a good weapon..."

Lucifer 😑 "Say that you genuinely believe a donkey jaw is a good weapon. Say it out loud."

God "Well... Yeah... The super strength is probably doing a lot of the legwork... But he's having fun. And that's what counts."

Lucifer "Pffft! Hahahahaha! That is stupid. This is fucking stupid. I'm done. This is dumb."

God "What? Where are you... *sigh* Well I think it's cool... Kachow! Kachow! Jaw-stab! Kachow! Super jaw-stab! Heheheheheh..."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2024

Samson

Samson is the best person you could ever meet, he's warm as the sun, as silly as fun, as cool as a tree, as scary as the sea, as hot as fire, cold as ice, Sweet as sugar and everything nice. Irrespective of your gender, you'd instantly fall in love with his personality. He is the best human.

Oh, you mean David?, he's a Samson for sure!

by dangerousdaddy420 March 16, 2024

Samson

An empowered black man is not afraid to take risks, even if it takes them into unknown territory. A strong man that is destined for greatest. He’s smart, funny, sweet and most importantly, gives you love like no other. A business man that knows exactly what he wants out of life. He’s unmatched in the bedroom and can make you laugh whenever you’re having a bad day. He can make your heart skip a beat and make you trip over your words. He challenges you and actually teaches you a lot. The best person you could ever meet. You ever meet a Samson, you keep them.

If I had to be with someone, it would be Samson.

by GoddessLoveAura March 18, 2024