salty hoe

Endearing term amongst friends who are being bitter about bullshit

Don't be a salty hoe

by Leikitt June 13, 2014

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Pulling a Sally

1.) Becoming incredibly drunk after just a few drinks and having either your friends, colleagues, or boss take your drink away
2.) Completing the following set of events (not necessarily in order):
a. Drinking entirely too much (especially at an event such as a wedding)
b. Almost falling down or into or out of something (such as falling into a sea while standing on a dock)
c. Passing out
d. Getting sick on someone (especially after they woke you up)
e. Getting sick on oneself
f. Requiring others to carry you to your home or hotel
g. Requiring others hold your head up as you vomit

h. Telling the people who have helped you that you love them
i. Waking up with less clothes on than you had when you passed out

Note: Once one has pulled a Sally then that person will be known as Sally until said person imbibes with someone to the point where the other person pulls a bigger Sally than one’s own Sally.

Dimitri: Sebastiaan really pulled a Sally at Muammer's wedding. He even got sick one me.
Zaher: Yeah, but at least he loves us. We all knew somone would be pulling a Sally.

by Hulk19 July 12, 2015

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Salty Churro

A salty solution left on a man's penis that may be invisible to the naked eye from events such as 1) a long, hot training session 2. Reminisce of sperm after masturbating, or 3) an unannounced premature ejaculation upon oral sex.

After a long training session John went home and gave his wife a salty churro.

Or

Betty was talking to her friend Marie and said, "last night Dan gave me a salty churro".

Or

After a long ride, Andrew arrived to a dinner party and thought he'd be generous by offering the guests a salty churro.

by saltychurro March 7, 2013

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salty apple

rubbing your balls on the pussy after you've blown your load

I just have her a salty apple

by bustardbreasts September 29, 2018

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salty chip

A salty chip is when a male is not adequately hydrated, and has consensual sex with a woman. Just before he reaches sweet, sweet climax, he pulls his unprotected phallus out of her vagina and sprays ejaculate over her body. This semen is quite salty, due to the dehydration the male is experiencing. After it dries on her body, the salty ejaculate is eaten by both the male and female as a tasty treat to be enjoyed after wonderful intercourse.

*pulls up to the car in front of him at a Chiles to-go pick up station*
"Excuse me young lady, your sensual features have caused me to regret wearing joggers today, as I am visibly aroused. Would you like to share a salty chip with me?"
*woman looks on him with sudden recognition*
"Dad?" She exclaims.

by themaskedrider July 8, 2017

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