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rubbing salmon

The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. This process may also be expressed as "salmoning", or saying that one will "salmon something" by adding footage of the Fancy hand rubbing raw salmon to GIFs, videos, and/or meme images.
Today on discord, I noticed rubbing salmon in the background of a Mr. Robot meme.
by MaryInMaryland71 January 8, 2021
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Salmonellafitzgerald

A disease that causes the infected person to look like Ella Fitzgerald, a famous musician. Another symptom is random and spontaneous "scat" singing. The only known cure is to lick a chimp.
"I have....Salmonellafitzgerald! Ba do boop, zibbidy bop sha waaaahhhh!"
by Jsuper John November 8, 2011
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Salmonyla

Pronounced (sal-mo-ny-la)

A disease in which one has the ability to produce extremely large amounts of cum without controlling it. The loads have been known to range between .9 and 1.1 liters.
Rob- Hey Brendan, what the fuck happened here ? It was fucking skyler again, he rained on a girl and just left her there passed out. When I asked him what happened, he told me he was unable to control his salmonyla because he forgot to take his pills.

Dave- Hey i have the disease too !
by Da Byla October 20, 2009
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salmon breath

noun: An unpleasant and often embarrassing phenomenon which occurs when one consumes some foodstuff containing a high contingent of salmon. Salmon breath is often mistaken for tuna breath, but has a unique and even more pungent odour which defies and overpowers even the strongest mouth washes and mints.
Guy 1: Dude, can you smell that guy's salmon breath?
Guy 2: Yeah, I reckon someone ought to let him know...
by pens nizzle July 14, 2007
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Salmon Bowl Eve

A comment written on videos where tik tok user Emily Mariko is preparing a dish using salmon and rice, denoting that she will be making her signature salmon bowl the next day.
Omg you know what that means, it's Salmon Bowl Eve 🧊 🍣🍚
by Somatic Love June 2, 2022
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Sloppy Salmon

An upward motion of the hand in between the legs of an unsuspecting party. The motion begins at the knees and moves upward 3-6 inches, as to not touch the party's genitalia - but so as to solicit a shock or surprise. The upward hand motion also includes, a side to side flapping as to emulate the motion of a salmon's tail in the water.
Brenda sloppy salmoned Mike to humiliate him and emasculate him at the party.
by El ChaCha January 17, 2012
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Solomon

A Solomon is a complicated person with a hard upbringing, and yet are one of the most amazing humans to rome the earth. They’re witty, funny, straight up honest, stupid crazy, and are genuinely a good soul. If you ever get to meet a Solomon be very greatful, in some way or another they always seem to impact your life once they are in it. They’re just beautiful like that.
I thought I was complete until I met Solomon.
by Hennessy Ortiz June 2, 2020
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